drunkonstevphen: This man is beyond words.
diamonds used to be coal look young cuz they...
every now and then (aka everyday) I like to listen...
Doesn’t look like I’ll be going to Brooklyn. I was definitely supposed to have a job by now to maintain this lifestyle. This wack ass summer. I can’t go up there during the winter time either. I would definitely freeze to death. That’s that shit I don’t like.
I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...
Because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome. Yeah, we’re expecting a baby. But it could be a velociraptor.
olvidare: The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable