beautifullytaintedmind:

impeccably true

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youngblackandvegan:

weepingdildo:

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

this is literally my relationship lol. literally best friends that kiss each other and hold hands some times

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jamiejedi:

piksies:

are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?

I dunno, is society still teaching girls that anything related to their genitals is dirty and impure?

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do you solemnly swear to stay in your lane, your whole lane, and nothing but your lane

jockbf:

laelfabatera:

Please make people sign this before driving. Worst driving peeve of all.

i have some bad news for you about the original meaning of this post

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haussofkm:

Yesterday

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The Trifecta: Primetime Women of Color (Legal Eagle Edition)

Jessica Pearson, managing partner of Pearson Specter law firm (Suits, 2011— )
Olivia Pope, head of Pope & Associates crisis management firm (Scandal, 2012— )
Annalise Keating, Criminal Law professor (How to Get Away with Murder, 2014— )

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meridiandreams:

One of the BEST lines of the season.

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specialnights:

Food For Thought By Leroy Campbell.

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whitepeoplestealingculture:

clarknokent:

Bruh

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lusciouslobes:

John Oliver is too real 👍

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silentpurplenights:

livelaughloveatrandom:

screengeniuz:

loveniaimani:

torisoulphoenix:

griseldablondco:

spencerleegriffin:

When I met and shook hands with President Obama on Friday I introduced myself and said, “my name is Spencer Griffin and I work at collegehumor.com.” He said, “okay, so are you funny?” and I said confidently, “yeah, I’m funny.” And he said, “tell me something funny.” And I blanked. He laughed and said, “yeah, that’s what I thought.” I got roasted by the President of the United States.

BOY HE FLAMED YO ASS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!    BARACK!!!!!!!  AKJSLSKLDAJSAJLDKJSDKFL

LMAO!!!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

LMFAO

Look at my perfect boo

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ecstasymodels:

Ciara

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